Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Mike,Abbie,& Gage

SOME THINGS WE HAVE LEARNED...




WELL BY NOW YOU MAY BE THINKING WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING?  WELL PRETTY MUCH AFTER THAT WIRLWIND OF A TRAIN RIDE WE HAVE TAKEN IT EASY TODAY PRETTY MUCH. BUT HERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT WE AND I UNDERLINE WE HAVE LEARNED.. AS MY PREVIOUS BLOG HAD MENTION WHEN I THRU TOM OUT AT THE HOME THEY WERE GOING THRU THE SUITCASE THAT LEEANN HAD PACKED FOR THEM..ABBIE PULL OUT THIS BOTTLE OF SPRAY AND IN HER VERY CHEERFULL MANNER ASK TOM WITH ALL ALL HAND MOTIONS WITH THE BOTTLE OF SPRAY WHETHER IT WENT UNDER THE ARM OR IN HER MOUTH. SHE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW i THINK ITWAS BODY SPRAY.. #2 FOUR PEOPLE CAN GET INTO AND RIDE FOR A HOUR AND HALF IN THE BACK OF A LIL FORD FOCUS AND STILL BE FRIENDS.. #3 WE FOUND OUT THAT THERE are NOT ONLY BACON CHIPS BUT ALSO CRAB,CALAMARI, TO ME IT TASTE LIKE THEY SWEPT THE FLOOR OF THESE PLACES AND USED IT FOR FLAVORING.. #4.WE LEARNED THAT IF YOU GIVE A TEN YEAR OLD BENADRYL FOR A OVER NIGHT TRAIN RIDE THAT IT DOES THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT DOES TO AMERICAN CHILDREN YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF WAKING UP AT ONE AM TO SEE HIM STANDING UP ON THE TABLE CLOSSING THE BLINDS SO HE CAN CHANGE FROM PJS TO HIS DAYTIME CLOTHES. #5..WE FOUND OUT THAT HAND SANITIZES DOESN'T HURT YOU IF YOU USE IT FOR MOUTH WASH.. #6..WE FOUND OUT IF YOU TALK TO THE NON FRIENDLY CASHIERS IN SPANISH IT REALLY DOES MESS THEM UP. AND THEY STILL WON'T SMILE. #7..WE FOUND OUT THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TWO EXTRA PEOPLE. THAT IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN TOTE A SUITCASE FOR YOU, TRY PUTTING ON A 25lb BACKBACK ON A NEW CHILD AND THEY THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL THEM.. #8..WE FOUND OUT THAT EVEN IF YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, DON'T THINK THEY CAN WALK VERY FAR. WE WALKED,, NOW, TWO WORE OUT, BAD BACK, BAD KNEE, OLD MEN WALKED DOWN TO THE RIVER, ONLY ABOUT A MILE AND A HALF. BUT BY THE TIME WE STARTED TO GO BACK MAN YOU WOULD OF THOUGHT THE KIDS HAD RAN TWO MARATHONS IN A ROW.. THEY WALKED RIGHT BY ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T WANT ANY.. #9..WE LEARNED THAT IF YOU PUT TWO PRETTY GIRLS ON SKYPE IN FRONT OF A TEN YEAR OLD THAT ALL HE CAN DO IS LAUGH IN A VERY FUNNY WAY.. #10..WE HAVE LEARNED TODAY THAT IF YOU GIVE  TWO OLD MEN ALL DAY TO WASH A LOAD OF CLOTHES IT'S FASTER  TO USE A BATHTUB TO WASH THEM.. TRUE STORY WE HAVE DOWN LOADED THE MANUAL FOR THE WASHER AFTER HAVING TO TRANSLATE IT. AND WE STILL CAN'T GET THE THING TO WASH SO BATHTUB IT IS.. WE WILL TRY SHOWERING WITH OUR CLOTHES ON TO SEE IF IT'S FASTER TOMORROW.. #11 WE HAVE LEARNED TO SAY AMEN AFTER WE PRAY... TOMMOROW IS ANOTHER DAY WE HAVE PLANS TO GO TO THE DREAM MALL AND WALK AROUND BUT IT'S ABOUT A MILE WALK I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE GONNA BE UP FOR IT BUT WE SHALL TRY..MAYBE MY DAY WILL BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN WITH A PHONE CALL SAYING THE PASSPORTS ARE READY AND WE NEED TO GO GET THEM AND THEN GO START WITH THE US.EMBASSEY...WE ARE GONNA KEEP ON KEEPING ON AND HAVE SOME FUN.. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR PRAYERS..MIKE,TOM,ABBIE,GAGE